Posted 2 days ago
Keep on talking and imma pop you in your mouth.
Black mama proverb. Said as a warning to smart mouth children. (via blackproverbs)
Posted 5 days ago

thestoryof-sir-boast-a-lot:

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

what the hell is the last one even trying to accomplish? 

Posted 5 days ago

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

(Source: lmaginedragonsvevo)

Posted 5 days ago

sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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Posted 5 days ago

shouldnt:

I was not expecting that lol

Posted 5 days ago

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

Posted 5 days ago

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

Posted 5 days ago

suspend:

me everyday:

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Posted 5 days ago