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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

Posted 1 day ago

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

Posted 1 day ago

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

Posted 1 day ago

eatingisfab:

why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food 

Posted 1 day ago
Make more black butter
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hows:

when someone interrupts you

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nitratediva:

Olive Thomas in The Flapper (1920).

nitratediva:

Olive Thomas in The Flapper (1920).